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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 12:40
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Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
In your humble opinion, why does the narcissist mistake kindness for weakness in some people?
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
What are some reasons why some men choose to live alone instead of getting married?
So they tried
—
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
No go.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Are you afraid to get married and why?
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
What sets porcini mushrooms apart from other types of mushrooms, such as button mushrooms?
Still no good
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What should you answer when someone says to you in French, "au plaisir de vous revoir"?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why does it matter so much to atheists that God doesn't exist?